Sunday, July 24, 2011

Beautiful or Nerdy

There was a study done recently that said that beautiful couples have more daughters and nerdy couples have more sons. Would you say your parents were beautiful or nerdy?

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

I Have a Boyfriend

What to say when she tells you she has a boyfriend: 

Her (in a playful way): "I have a boyfriend" -
You: "I can totally relate...I actually have two kids."

She will more than likely call you out on it. But more importantly, she will be changing the subject back to you and probably realize that her being in a relationship is not that big of a deal. 

Her (in a defensive way): "I have a boyfriend"
You: "Wow, I'm sorry, you must have thought that I was hitting on you. I was actually just being nice..."

This will make her feel guilty and she will more than likely apologize to you. 

Her (in a bitchy way):"I have a boyfriend."
You: "Great. Can you do me a favor? Tell him to go fuck himself."

Use this last one only if you really have to.

Monday, July 18, 2011

Lines for The Hook Point

You: Have you ever met someone that you just feel so comfortable around? You know, you really hit it off with them?
Her: I totally know what you mean!
You: Yeah...I've never met a person like that. (smile)

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Put Up with You!

Here is a great one for when the girl starts acting up.

You: Wow, how does your boyfriend put up with you?

Her: Oh, I don't have a boyfriend.

You: Well, that's probably for the best!

Starving Artist or Doctor?

An excellent opener that also incorporates a neg.

You look like the type who would date a starving artist, but marry a doctor.

ooooh love it!

Girls Check Out Girls

Here is a very simple opener that usually gets the ball rolling.

Why do girls check out other girls more than they check out guys?

Spells Opener

An opener regarding Spells from good ol' Mystery.

Do you think spells work?

Sometimes this will send the lady off on a long tangent, but if the conversation needs to be kept going, the follow-up routine is:

The reason I'm asking is because my friend over there met a girl in a club last week. He wasn't interested in her sexually, because she wasn't really his type.

(Here the woman might say "Sure," in which case you reply "No, really!" and touch her arm or waist.)

Anyway, she hung out at his house and after she left, he found a metal ring wrapped around a scroll and some feathers under his couch. Well, he took it to a magick store and they said it was an attraction spell. And now, the strange thing is, he can't stop thinking of her. Do you think it's the spell or just psychological?

Self Help Class Opener

Real quick, you guys think its a good idea to take self help classes?

Attractive Woman:
Y/ no / whatever response

I got a buddy that just ended a X year long relationship. He was thinking about taking a class. But I'm telling him to just go out meet people and socialize. To just go out and have a good conversation.
But my roomate SHE thinks that guys meeting girls out in public is hard and next to impossible. She also thinks that self help classes are lame. Then again she really had no problems attracting people with her job....

Attractive Woman:
What does she do?

She is ...get exotic dancer double majoring in Business and Psychology. She dances to put herself thru school but I dont know what to make of it. It is her life, Im just glad she's still in school.